Incident Bulletin · Board: DUCK-OPSNo active incidents
A security operations center, run by a duck.
Three tools live here: something to talk to, something to break, and something to scan. Everything is fake. The anxiety is real.
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Duck Console
Rubber-duck debugging, but the duck has opinions about your IAM policies and where your API keys have been.
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ARMEDsandbox
IAM Sandbox
Toggle permissions on a fake role and watch the blast-radius shield react in real time. Nothing here is a real AWS account. Probably.
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IDLEscanner
Secret Scanner
Paste anything. It gets "scanned" for fake-looking secrets and handed a dramatic, entirely made-up incident code.
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